It Is Whatever

Here are some ways in which they could improve the Olympics. I welcome your ideas also:

• Make robot singers complete with built-in MP3 players
• Introduce some obstacles in the swimming races e.g. Underwater tunnels with water-snakes, islands with alligators and pygmys with darts.
• Put all the boxers in the same ring time and let them go for it. The last three standing all get a medal each. Call it ‘Last Man Standing’.
• Have Stuart Hall from It’s A Knock Out commentate on all games