I am sure Westlife are nice guys but I have just been doing some research into my upcoming Irishnite gig and I couldn’t help but notice that Westlife are in fact really shit. Take Billy Joel’s ‘Uptown Girl’ for example, not only did they do a shit version of it but they had to stick a gear change in at the end! I wonder who suggests these gear changes or is it a contractual thing. One thing to their credit however is that I managed to get through an entire song with them which is more that I can say about D:Ream!
Come to Irishnite. It is going to be the best thing in London this Saint Patrick’s Day.
Cormac my friend,
Westlife may well be shit, but I can smell that “performance” all the way from County Armagh.
S
…Oh and another thing you fecked up.
Each gear change should coincide with getting off a stool and standing up with a sweeping hand motion. I see no evidence of a stool there mate – sack the stage manager.
If a jobs worth doing…
S