Posts Tagged 'Barack Obama'

The Twits Of Twitter

Twitter, since I ever came across, it has been getting severe mockery from many corners ranging from ex-colleagues to more recently the Times. A pattern I have recognised is that the people who slag Twitter never have actually used it and what galls me is that the journalists who dig into people’s history just to find the most inane Tweet they can find.

One of my favourite Wilde quotes is “If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out.” When I saw my ex-colleagues slagging Twitter off what I tended to see was someone being left behind in today’s world. Now that is not to say that these people are bad workers but just that they are not able or willing to embrace the technologies of today and are therefore not able to work as efficiently as others. One thing about change is that it happens. If you walk about with your fingers in your ears people will walk away before you have noticed anything different.

When I read articles such as Andy Pemberton’s in The Times I just wonder how long this smug belittling can last. Water finds its own level. To explain this I get the most of the news I am interested in in advance of the large media machine spewing this info to me and most of it comes from the people I follow in Twitter. That says more about how to use these tools than the lazy journos will tell you. If you want to find out about what time Jonathon Ross goes to bed with his wife then follow him. If you want to follow people whose conversation you respect then that surely is a better use of the tool. Yes I am a follower of Barack Obama, Akira The Don and Stephen Fry to name but a few. (Fry is an excellent user of Twitter.)

Of course Twitter has got a lot of noise but then again so has conversation. And that is what Twitter is to many – conversation. If you want to use Twitter but are being put off by the real twits who are slagging it off I suggest you jump in and give it a try. It only takes up as much of your time as you allow it to. Usually you will find that within days you will have got some use out of it that you would not have got from anywhere else.

What Do Europeans Think Of America Now?

I don’t like to get too political on my blog but…

Four years ago I visited America and I had a total disrespect for the place. Most of this was down to this question: How could the American people have re-elected George W. Bush? Having returned to the States recently I noticed very quickly that I had a new respect for the place. All that disheartened lack of hope was replaced with a total respect and a sense of optimism and faith.

I was also encouraged by a number of people that asked me what people in Europe thought of America now. I took great delight in telling them how much respect I had for their new leader and how I feel he has done more good for international relations in one week than his predecessor did in eight years. Long may the honeymoon continue – though Barack Obama is already in hot American waters over the actions of some of his staff.

Barack Obama Looks Like Phil Lynott!

I was going through my blog stats and noticed that someone came across this blog by searching: Barack Obama Looks Like Phil Lynott

This upset me until I googled the phrase and noticed that I came tops! I am as happy with this as I am that if you search for ‘Madonna complaints’ you get a similar result.

It should be said that Obama and Lynott are the two most successful black men ever to come out of Ireland (if not the only black people to come out). It should also be said that they do look alike.

Black men and Irish men have a shared history from their fight for civil rights to the etymology of the word dig. In case you were wondering why this search found my blog, read this.

President Barack Obama 2.0

It would be difficult not to be in awe of the inauguration of President Obama. The parallels of the civil rights movement in the US and in Ireland were never far from my mind throughout my life so it is very touching to see how far America has come in my lifetime. It is also frightening how far behind Europe is. How far is Europe from having a black boss of any nation? In UK there cannot even be a catholic monarch. Some argue that a catholic cannot even be a Prime Minister due to the structure of the political system. I find it strangely ironic that Tony Blair chose to convert to catholicism after he resigned as Prime Minister.

I’m not angry about this but more saddened and yet encouraged at the same time. Barack Obama is a beacon of hope for the whole world and the way in which he conducted his campaign was groundbreaking in more ways than the obvious. The man fully embraced Web2.0 and the proof of its success is now in his office. Well done Mr. President and my I wish you all the sincerest of luck in your future. I only hope that eight years is enough time to fix all that has been broken.

Footnote: Special thanks to Lee Bryant, Headshift who posted this on Twitter.

Obama Becomes The Blackest Irish President!

Barack Obama (real name Finbar O’Bama) has become America’s blackest Irish President. O’Bama is a descendant of many Irish people along with other famous people like Bono, Mrs. Doyle and The Corrs.

“This is fecking great! This is fecking marvelous!” exclaimed Tony O’Shea, an Irish alcoholic in O’Malley’s Bar, Dublin. “Oirlann hasn’t had this amount of positive exposure with regards to the racing since Phil Lynott married that white daughter of Leslie Crowther.”

Caroline Crowther was not available for comment.

Russell Brand Ruins Obama’s Chances Of Becoming America’s Blackest President

Barack Obama’s chances of becoming the blackest president of USA since Bill Clinton looks to be in tatters now that Russell Brand bigged him up in a way that could only be described as stylish as Hitler on an icerink with 400 jews lobbing eggplants at the mustachioed menace.

Brand, the nephew of mental health nurse Jo Brand, was due to play a supporting role to the comeback of Britney Spears’ sanity but instead he even threw that back into jeopardy by questioning the Jonas Brothers’ states of mind with their decision of holding onto their virginities via a ring on each others’ finger.

“It was an outrage!” claimed Robert Dunphy, a veteran of American TV watching. ” Here was this nobody over here with a script that could only have been written by Jade Goody out of Big Brother 3 and him all badmouthing our good christian President of the United States of America. You don’t see our Ron Johnson coming over to your country and poking fun up your Queen. No siree bob!”

Rumour has it that MTV has signed both Jo and Russell Brand up for the next three years along with either Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse depending on who gets the most column inches between now and the next performance. (And providing they are still kind of alive.) Neither of the Brands were available for comment.