Posts Tagged 'Cern'

Madonna Review: Wembley Gig – September 11 2008

 

Hard Candy. Madonna.

I’d never seen Madonna before so I was going to this gig with high expectations. I mean this girl has been around the same amount of time as Prince!

The video intro sequence set the whole thing up – it was amazing. A candy-styled pinball extravagansa. You could see that this five minute intro was a project in itself. From the video content to the way it was displayed on moving screens. It really set the gig up. Dancers appeared and then the Queen of pop was revealed on a throne turning on a platform.

The opening ‘Candy Shop’ was Madonna informing everyone that she is still working on delivering her best material. Then she followed it up with another one off the new album ‘Beat Goes On’ and then ‘Human Nature’ so when ‘Vogue’ kicks in the crowd are well up for it. Madonna is in great shape and is dancing flat out.

An interlude follows where two of her dancers perform a mock boxing match which Madonna slips into something less comfortable and presumably catches her breath. She reappears with a black Gibson Les Paul and plays ‘Into The Groove’ complete with Keith Haring-like video content broadcast behind her. Another new one ‘Heartbeat’ follows and then she’s back with another Gibson for ‘Borderline’, this time it’s a pink SG complete with a whammy bar!

‘She’s Not Me’, ‘Music’, Video Interlude (with Eurythmics’ ‘Sweet Dreams’), ‘Devil Wouldn’t Recognise You’, ‘Spanish Lesson’ and ‘Miles Away’ are next. ‘La Isla Bonita/Lela Pala Tute’ get the crowd going frantic and then there is a strange Romanian folk interlude where Madonna is sitting whilst being serenaded by the eldest guitarist of the folk group. Quite touching and nice to see Madonna take a much needed rest – she’s really been giving it plenty! ‘You Must Love Me’, Video Interlude, ’4 Minutes’ and then ‘Like A Prayer’ which is electric. So retro it’s great though I would have liked to have seen the backing choir instead of hearing them recorded.

‘Ray Of Light’ is awesome. And the projections behind seem very current what with CERN’s LHC recreating the Big Bang this week. Then Madonna tells us she’s up for doing requests but “I’m not doing that one cos I can’t remember the lyrics…I can’t even remember the words to the new ones”. Then, with just the drums backing her, she delives a quick rendition of ‘Express Yourself’ with the audience providing a very convincing accompaniment. “This is why I love the UK!” she explains, then dropping into the opening guitar riff of ‘Hung Up’.* She’s been having the craic with the audience throughout.

Ending with ‘Give It 2 Me’ Madonna is definitely stating that this is no farewell tour and that she these new songs are just as relevant, timeless and anthemic as the classics she didn’t play. In fact she didn’t even need to play ‘Material Girl’ or ‘Like A Virgin’ or ‘Holiday’ or ‘Lucky Star’ or Crazy For You’ or ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ or… you get the idea.

Great gig and the Queen of pop she is… but she ain’t no Prince.

* Girls take note! For this track Madonna used an open tuning and just played the 4 bass strings meaning she could rock out with just using one finger. She’s definitely a worthy guitarist though as she proved with ‘Borderline’.

Footnote: Many people seem to have had an awful experience because of the sound. Those wishing to complain should write to info@livenation.co.uk stating their full contact details (name, address, phone number, email), the nature of their complaint (please be specific about what you could or could not hear) and your seating and booking reference numbers (these will be on your tickets). (Thanks Martyn!)

Live Nation will be handling Madonna’s new studio efforts, tours, merchandise, DVD releases, sponsorships, licensing agreements, fan club, Web site, and TV and film projects until 2017. Yikes!

You can also write to Madonna via her website here.

LHC Beams

Looks like a big old ice cream. I am beginning to wonder what all the fuss was a bout. Maybe they should drill a hole through to Germany for the flake.

LHC Update: 13.38

Beam 2 to point five 13 mins ago. Whatever than means. I have also heard that we all won’t be dying until about four years. However Alexander Neverberg has provided an update:

The world did end.

And there was an earthquake in Iran that happened at 8.31 this morning.

Iran have now declared war on Switzerland. About bloody time those Swiss got involved in a war.

Because all I want to see is their army defend a poistion with those fancy pen knifes.

Visual LHC Joke

Er, does anyone actually get this?

LHC Joke

LHC Joke

LHC Update: 08.36 BST

Now we hear that the experiment will be launched in stages over a period of a number of hours so the end of the world won’t actually happen until it’s too late for us to know that it has happened…

So I guess I have to get dressed and actually go to work then. Shit.

LHC Latest: 08.29 BST

“We hear that there have been some electrical problems but they are still going ahead.”

Great!

Why We Shouldn’t Worry About The World Ending (Apparently)

A scientist is on the TV this morning explaining that what the LHC is doing is like sending mosquitos crashing into each other. “If I told you that the world was going to end because of two mosquitos banging into each other you’d think I was mad, right?” Er, if you told me you dug a 27 kilometer hole under Geneva and were sending these mosquitos crashing close to the speed of light surrounded by magnets at minus 270 degrees I’d you certified… but I don’t have those powers so on you go you bloody nutjob.

LHC Rap Video

Those of you who are confused about what the Cern experiment is al about check this:

They failed to mention the experiment cost £5 billion and is two years late but hey they have a cool video and no that’s not Stephen Hawkings guesting.

In Case I Sleep In And The World Ends

Nice knowing you all. Take care and have a good night’s sleep forever.

End of the World: This Week Only!

I have wanted to blog about this issue for about a month now but my good friend Alexander Neverberg beat me to it. Here’s what he has to say:

The world might end this week as the boffins at Cern are turning on their super Particle Accelerator.

In trying to recreate something similar to the Big Bang they may very well over do it and actually cause a Big Bang and start the entire Universe all over again. Meaning that all of us will wink out of existence just like that.

However at least we will know that the Universe was created by intelligent beings after all, only ones that didn’t really know what they were doing.

I guess it’s all very well for us to go about our lives saying “I am sure they know what they are doing”. 

But do they? These are the kinds of jerks and idiots who came up with the Soda Stream, cheese in a tube and nuclear bombs.

So, if you have anything that needs doing before Wednesday now is the time you should do it.

FYI: I am trying to locate a harem. Does anyone know of one in the London area? Also, I want to dress up as an Indian Prince before it all ends.